28 February 2007

DRIVING THE SIERRA Part 1

Monday 19 February

Cuenca to Biblian and a little beyond

We’re all set for the early visit to the laundry and leaving Cuenca after we collect the clean washing sometime in mid-afternoon. But it is not to be. Margaret twigs, even before we leave, that this is the first of the two days of carnival and that folks will be on holiday. And so it transpires. We try, but the laundry is shut and so are 2 others we drive past. However, our small journey gives us a chance to top up an almost empty tank with diesel.

Back at Cabanas Yanuncay, we break the bad news to MM whose washing was also to be done, and then, just before 09.00, witness the first of the final minutes of that pig. It will be this afternoon’s carnival feast. Led to the slaughter by Humberto’s brother (who lives off site), it is trussed up and despatched after much squealing by a young slick-haired man who we’ve never seen before. The knife goes in under the beast, behind the front right leg.

In the next 90 minutes, several men cart the carcase to the open sink which generally houses the clothes and dish washing. There it is bled and eviscerated before being lifted back the 30m to that lean-to-cum-garage that was done out for Friday’s party, and is still done out for the pig roast. Lifted on to a small A-frame, The pig looks out at us in all its glory, though life, and its entire innards, have all departed. Then the flaming begins, powered by a large flame-thrower fuelled by a big gas bottle. Many men take duties over the next hour or more, but we do not see the next stage, when the beast is barbequed from below.

We keep an eye on all this as we do that job that should have been done yesterday – we unpack MM’s ‘shed’ and re-pack it with our security gates underneath the assorted boxes/genny/hosepipe/suitcase…

After having a cuppa and then filling with water and dumping the loos. we pull out on to the road. Our next move is to confront Humberto, and we think being out of the compound makes sense!

In reality, the meeting with him does not come to fisticuffs. After some vigorous debate, he makes an abject surrender with the words “Pay me what you like!” and “I don’t want this: I want my life to be tranquillo”. So we do pay him what we like – less than he wanted, much more than I thought reasonable, but sufficient for him not to be humiliated. He didn’t even check the money, wandering off as we counted it out as if in some grand strop. But when we left the house after him, he walked with us to the vans and recovered his bonhomie within seconds, plying us with advice for the run north.

That will not start for another hour. We drive round the houses (and through innumerable aqua assaults) to the SuperMaxi on Avenida Las Americas and top up with essentials first. It’s very shortly after midday when we begin the great circumnavigation of Cuenca and get on the road to Azogues.

Free at last!! It feels wonderful!!!!

The pranks continue as we drive. One feature of them is that they are commonly mobile. Numerous adults, who should know better, are driving pick-ups laden with youths armed with water – and there are some normal cars too doing the same thing. One good thing: the greatest pleasure is in scoring a hit on similar groups, rather than hitting UK motorcaravans with their windows up.

We reach Azogues by 12.50 and find a piece of scruffy land on which to park up for lunch. The view over the city is excellent and we spend 90 minutes there. We’re almost at today’s destination. H has advised that, after Biblian (only 10-20 minutes away), the road starts to climb steeply – and given our bronchial condition, it does not seem sensible to get too high.

But the inevitable happens. We’re climbing before we know it, and steep hills means radically fewer opportunities to park up. Margaret is not best pleased and, just as I’m ready to give in and retreat, we discover a blissful locale – a lay-by backed by a piece of grassy, flat land with the most outstanding view back down the valley from which we have come. We are in deepest, green Andes, and it’s gorgeous, even though it is at just over 3,000m and consequently has less oxygen and offers a much colder night than in Cuenca.






We have several hours of the afternoon to enjoy the views, to sup tea, to chat with the local police commandant who comes to take the view and not to chide us for illegal parking, to watch yet more Bleak House, and to get to grips with processing photos on this new computer.

It remains tolerably warm until late afternoon, with a stiff breeze, but we put the blinds and insulating windscreen covers up soon after 18.00 to keep in the day’s gain. At the same time, I’m cooking so this makes a significant difference to the internal temp.

We eat after 19.00 – beef ribs, which are pretty tough and gristle-full even if they are tasty (he local dogs - we’re in the middle of nowhere but there are packs – will get a rare treat), with fried onions and carrots alongside asparagus… the best part of the meal and mighty cheap. Strawberries follow.

Tuesday 20 February

Beyond Biblian to Ingapirca, El Tambo, and then some

Our threesome’s condition precludes a pre-determined start time. We get up soon after 07.00 which means that we’ve had the best part of 10.5 hours in bed, the pattern since illness struck many days ago. And I promise: we are sleeping well during that time.

It’s cool this morning, but was far warmer overnight than expected. The first light temperature outside is 7°C, 2 warmer than both of the last 2 mornings in Cuenca.

We’re ready by 09.00, but there’s no message from MM… though she is up and about. It’s soon after 10.00 when communication leads to action and movement. Meanwhile, we’ve had a soporific time observing two of the boys from the nearby house having a top time with a wheelbarrow, and worried about their family’s health as their daily milk pail, delivered by pick-up (what else?), is assaulted by one of the dog pack. Mind you, they probably have immunity to dog saliva in their milk.

The road – and if I haven’t said this already, this is THE road through the Andes in Ecuador, the Pan-Americana, a real tarmac spine – continues upwards to over 3,500m through open land which is invariably green and supporting dairy cattle. We’ve seen a lot of the Andes over the last year, and this area clearly shows the greening effects of closeness to the Equator and high precipitation, neither of which have been evident in most of the altiplano. In consequence, the area is well populated with a large number of detached houses that are rarely far from one another and which appear to live off their immediate fields.

We’re on the lookout now for an unmade road that will take us off to the right in a swing of c30kms, allowing us to visit Ingapirca and then to return to the major road at El Tambo. By the time we meet a police stop, it looks as if we’ve missed it, but it appears within a few hundred metres, accompanied by a massive pictorial sign for Ingapirca, and it’s paved. It offers a delightful, mazy run through the innumerable homesteads and their fields of potatoes, maize, broad beans etc. Many of the people here are indigenous, wearing trilbies and later a small, close-fitting hat with an upturned brim. Think 1stWW German soldiers. The baggy, colourful skirt of Andean women is much in evidence and backpacks are de rigeur.

Ingapirca is reached at 11.30. It’s Ecuador’s principal Inca monument and gives the impression of being a small fort, but the evidence appears to point to it being a ceremonial centre. It was an important Cañari site before that tribe was trounced by the invading Incas and some elements of the site are marked as Cañari. It’s set on a small crescent-shaped hill with fine views of the surrounding countryside, but such locations are pretty commonplace around here. The explanation of the site given by the museum is poor, but there are houses for top people, houses for the women (of the priests, the Inca…), baths, workshops, food stores etc, almost all of which consists of foundations rather than walls. The piece de resistance, at the highest point, is a small, restored, elliptical (the shape is unique in the Inca empire), ceremonial building faced with typical, closely-set Inca masonry. The stone for this is very special: it has a definite green hue.

It’s not a spectacular place but it is pleasing and it is interesting.


We have a good wander round for 90 minutes or more and MM in particular is really tired by the end. So are we as it turns out: we have lunch and then flake out on our beds for well over an hour, sleeping some of that time.

So it’s just before 15.00 when we leave to continue that country by-pass we started some 20kms earlier. We descend into the small town of El Tambo and find our major route easily. The road winds up and down but never reaches 3,500m again. This is steeper, more demanding countryside and the agriculture seems to suffer a little. In many areas, there are few or no farms and the steep hillsides are cloaked in bushes, trees and semi-tropical vegetation.

The possibilities for an early nightstop are supremely limited. Properties occupy every inch up to the edge of the road and are protected by gates, fences, barbed wire – and very often by an uncrossable storm drain. But soon after 16.00, there it is, a big and very ugly patch of dirt which looks as if it could be the entry to a quarry (but isn’t), and just sufficiently off the road to give some relief from traffic noise.

We park up and I begin to make chicken curry whilst M visits MM for tea. We eat all together at about 18.30 and the dish is a big hit. I’ve included fresh ginger for the first time, based the sauce on onions and tomatoes, and the curry flavour level is pronounced but not over-hot.

Bed’s at the now-regulation time of 20.30 or so.

Wednesday 21 February

Joyagshi to Lago Coltas

On a glorious sunny morning with none of the swirling, white low cloud we encountered last evening, it’s possible to make a more upbeat assessment of our nightstop. True, there’s a small pile of rubbish, and the ground is bare and brown, but to the front, we have a superb view into a precipitous valley and to the left there are lovely hillsides with clear evidence of ancient (Incan?) terracing, long neglected.

We’re also next to a small village, Joyagshi, which is round a blind corner from the turning we made last night. I walk around. It’s poor, has a variety of shops (including a facility for sending giros to the USA – to such well known places as Manhatan, the Brons, and Broklin). Crossing the main street is a railway, a sign of earlier extractive industry?

The road is as scenic as we expect: in this morning session, it’s characterised by dramatic slopes, deep, deep valleys, and farming at ridiculous angles. Because of the terrain, there’s an enormous amount of lengthy winding up valley sides and then down again having crossed the river. Two special features of the first 15 or so minutes are a view (not to be repeated) of the snowy top of a major volcano, and a panorama westwards over the coastal plain… unfortunately entirely cloud-covered some 1-2,000m below.

Farming at ridiculous angles? Here’s a small and unnamed village seen from across one of the impassable valleys. The farming is all done in the patchwork of fields above, and the incline is beyond belief… plus the distance from top to bottom might well be >500m.

Now look at the third, large field immediately above the village, the one above the second, horizontal field boundary. In the top right hand corner of the field, to the right of a green ellipse, is a short more or less horizontal line.







What is it? Photo 2 shows it more clearly. It is a line of c20 brightly–garbed indigenous people armed with hoes and progressing upwards, tilling the land!



We pass through Chanchi, and over the hill on a road that is in poor condition, come to the larger town of Alausi. It’s 11.30 and we drop down into it for bread, but end up doing bread, internet and lunch, and leaving after 13.30.

The climb out of Alausi is of the epic variety. It’s very steep and continues upwards without respite until we have climbed 500m. The engine is hot, hot, hot, and we put the cab heater on to dissipate the heat.

We’re over 3,000m at this stage and the landscape changes markedly. We’re on something much closer to being a plateau and the rock is straight beach, a combo of pebbles and sand. It’s weak on farming though there are some tree plantations, and gradually, agriculture returns with alfalfa, broad beans, quinoa in evidence. The people are largely indigenous peasant farmers, poor and with uninviting homesteads, and this has been true since we left Joyagshi, very different form the area around Ingapirca.

We reach Guamote by mid-afternoon. This is where the newly-made road starts and travels, via the :Parque Nacional Sangay, SE to Macas, on the edge of the tropical, Amazonian oriente. We’ve seen a sign for it way back and read about it in the guidebook – but there is no evidence of any metalled road off to our right, let alone a major new highway. We plod on for over 20kms. Still no sign.

We arrive at Lago Coltas, a large lake by local standards. Mind you, any lake is a novelty. Lago Coltas hosts much activity, not on the lake but by its side, and football is the top thing. Next to the first match (it transpires it’s a tournament over 2 days), there’s lots of lovely flat parking, and as it’s 16.15, and MM in particular has felt drained all day, we choose to make it our nightstop.

The lake is almost surrounded by reed beds, and houses duck, grebe and coot. After a quick birdwatch, I return to the footie. The list of participating teams is impressive. Barca, PSV and Real Madrid are all on the day-long programme, alongside Denmark! The pitch is a good size and grassy, if a little uneven. White lines are notable by their absence. But none of this matters: much fun is being had, and the energy expended makes a mockery of the lack of oxygen at 3.200m asl. Moreover, behind both goals, there are additional competitions – an unofficial 5-a-side kickabout, and a more serious handball competition.

We have a simple tea, banana and a roll, before settling down to some video-watching, photo-downloading and diary-writing and then bed, though Margaret’s actually in bed watching the vid by 19.30!

Thursday 22 February

Lago Coltas to Penipe

As we worked ourselves up to another demanding 09.00 start, something amazing happened. As the football tournament is about to resume, I realise that straightforward I can see –albeit vaguely, like an apparition – the colossal, snowy volcano (6,800m) that is Chimborazo! Within 10 minutes, the clouds have taken it back.

Just before, I had taken the opportunity to do what I should have done yesterday – asked the locals exactly where that elusive road to Macas is. And they confirmed what the guidebook says: it starts from Guamote. We agreed that we’d go back the 25kms/30 minutes to find it.

So off we went, along the same, flat, agriculturally-rich corridor we’d travelled yesterday afternoon. In Guamote, the first thing we saw was a sign to Macas. Small yes, but a sign nonetheless. Had we missed one coming the other way? Perhaps not. This sign says “Macas (en construccion)”, so it’s little wonder we did not see - and even now are not seeing - the 2-lane metalled road we were expecting. We enquire at the gasolinera. The attendant says that the turn opposite the fuel station is indeed the road even though it is far from convincing. “Is the road good?”. I ask. “Malo” is the answer.

That more or less settles it: we’re not going to Macas and the oriente, and we re-trace our route northwards.

On the edge of Riobamba, a major town of the sierra, we pull into a fuel station for water, diesel and a break. We consult the guidebook as this is the location for catching one of the great railway journeys, generally referred to after its hairiest section, the Devil’s Nose. More disappointment. The train starts from Riobamba and goes to Alausi (where we stopped for lunch yesterday), and the nasal section is then further to the south. From Riobamba, the entire journey is a lengthy day: from Alausi, it’s an exciting afternoon (as it happens, an exciting Wednesday afternoon too!). We’ve messed up by not doing our research properly.

We don’t let it bother us though, and plod on through Riobamaba to catch a side road that skirts through the countryside to the east of the major route and incorporates a visit to Banos, yet another hot springs’ locale.

The run takes us through yet more steep valleys and we begin to follow the course of the Rio Chambo. Soon after midday, we find a good stop next to the river itself and by a bridge crossing. It looks just the ticket: it might even be our nightstop!

And this is how it turns out. After lunch, we have a brief nap (it’s clear that we all have some way to go to get over our illnesses) and I have a wander along the course of the river, seeing nothing in particular. In the later afternoon, MM emerges from her sleep and we chat for some time before she goes off to cook us the dinner she started last night. Evidence if needed that she’s still not herself – but is making slow progress.

As it turned out, it was a goodie – methi chicken no less! Thanks MM!!

Friday 23 February

Penipe to Banos via Tungurahua

At 09.00, we set out over the river bridge and up the short, steep hill where sits the small town of Penipe. We acknowledged its existence as we passed and proceeded on, ‘downriver’ as it were, but now on the other side from whence we arrived yesterday.

The road was good but quite a mess. What appeared to be gully works had been half-undertaken: the rubbish – mainly dusty filth – had been shovelled out but then left neatly piled on the road, reducing its width by 20%. No matter though: this road is VERY quiet. However, the road became gradually more lost in a layer of dust, unpleasant stuff that meant MM kept back a very lengthy distance indeed for fear of losing visibility completely/being propelled into an asthma attack.

After what may have been 10kms, the dust was completely obliterating the road surface and we were beginning to clock that there was a problem. There was indeed. We negotiated the first of what were to grow to 5 U-detours over small valleys, the detours being necessary because the bridges across the valleys had simply disappeared. Since none of the valleys housed rivers, even small ones, by driving right and up the valley side, one could then pull sharp left on compacted dust, and then left again to get back on track.

However, ‘back on track’ is perhaps the wrong expression. It was becoming increasingly clear that the old, metalled road was not what we were following. The new route had been hacked out of the new terrain created by some might cataclysm. But what?

After the first couple of valley detours, we then met the first of two major landslips (?). The first was the biggest. The ‘road’ crossed a 400m wide alluvial fan – except that the fan consisted of compacted, and not-so-compacted, dust. This is the second.

In general, traction was ok, but the dust levels under and at the back of the van were amongst the highest we have ever encountered.




It took a couple of hours to get through but it was several more hours before we found out what we had experienced, courtesy of our lunchtime waiter.

The road we were on sits at the base of an active volcano, Mt Tungurahua. In 1999, the town of Banos, which sits 90 degrees further round the volcano from our dust track, was evacuated for some weeks because of fears of disaster and death. It rained stones. Then, last year, there was more activity. The volcano erupted and the heat of the eruption melted its snow cap. The water flows thus generated picked up colossal amounts of the local surface rock – which is lightly-compacted (volcanic?) dust – and mudslides either wrecked the bridges or were of such magnitude that they overlaid the terrain in massive ‘alluvial fans’.

When we finally came to the end of the 5 non-existent bridges and 2 dusty fans, there were a couple of confusing signs – one was so grand, it had to signify that under the dust, we were on that metalled road – and we chose to go left rather than to sample yet more of the hellish track.

The road soon tumbled down hill to a bridge over a small, fine gorge, and here we cleaned the back of the van and took tea. We congratulated ourselves on negotiating the awful route without mishap, but as we were leaving, I managed to get myself comprehensively stuck in the dust and had to be towed out by 4x4 MM.

The now-cobbled/dust road climbed for an age, and steeply, out of the valley. At the time we did not know, but this was not the (metalled) route we had been intending to take: it turned out to be a secondary road, and the original route only appeared again later. After we had finally made a very good metalled road – the one which joins the major city of Ambato to the major resort of Banos – we saw a sign pointing to our right. It said ‘Penipe/Riobamba’. It was ‘our’ road – and it was completely covered in thick dust and small rocks. It headed into Hades. Mind you, it was in good company: just before Banos, a km of the big, major road were in dire condition having also been overtaken by volcanic activity.

Banos is not a large town but it is a big resort in Ecuadorian terms. There are lots of hotels, restaurants, melcocha (toffee) shops; indeed a solid tourist infrastructure. It was way after 13.00 when we arrived and we headed for the “excellent food” at Le Petit Restaurant and had a very, very good meal indeed of guacamole, chicken livers, trout, spinach pancake, chocolate mousse and a chocolate pancake. We were the only guests enjoying the feast in the setting of a room in a fine semi-tropical garden. We’d spotted a laundry en route, so that was the next job, and our washing was done by 18.30, so great service.

The afternoon also gave us chance to marvel at the miracles of Our Virgin of Holy Water (these include quelling major urban fires) in the basilica which is built of daunting black lava rock, and the on-street production of that melcocha – young men pull and push the stuff rather like pasta makers, but the mix is hooked on to a rather grubby metal hook attached to an even grubbier door jamb, which hardly impresses.

I get leave of absence to tackle the internet work and I am relieved to crack the ‘can’t send the diary problem’ even if it does take 90 minutes together with other stuff. Meanwhile, MM and Margaret have tackled the collection and sorting of the laundry (much harder work) and when I get back to the van there’s still some way to go.


We have a banana for tea before Margaret completes the bed-making as I get in another messaging session to friends and rellies worldwide. It’s 20.00 (!!!!so late!!!!) before I crack this diary and we turn the lights out. We’re parked in a one-way street on the edge of town, beautifully flat and very quiet. We expect, and get, a good night’s sleep.

Saturday 24 February

Banos to Guaranda via Ambato and Volcan Chimbarazo

Morning is domestic. We shop, small time, at the supermarket and then drive out of Banos, not very far, to the car wash. This is a good move. The dust from yesterday’s crossing of the wastes needs to be removed. Indeed it may be the cause of an electrical problem we have. Our step and toilet fan feed off the same cable from the 12v battery, and the fuse has blown. Two further fuses have blown in the process of trying to right the thing. Could it be that the step has locked because of muck, and that this precipitated the problem?

Our 2 washes take the best part of 90 minutes. The step remains obdurately problematic, and so we disconnect it in favour of a sweeter toileting experience.

From here, we head over the Banos ‘alluvial [dust] fan’ back on to the good tarmac and a stiff and long climb to Ambato. It’s very slow and takes us up more than 900m!

Ambato is a major centre on the N-S spinal PanAmericana through the sierra, but we have no reason to visit it. It turns out to have a 6-lane ring road and by guesswork, we take this, then join the spine from Riobamba to enter town and hook up with our exit to Guaranda. Remarkably, we have done the right thing and less than a km from the town centre, we pick up a signpost (!) to our destination.

That’s clearly enough good luck for one day. Out of town, we pull into a fuel station for diesel. The place appears to be advertising ‘Super Extra Diesel’, and indeed selling only the one fuel. But at the pump, there’s Extra and Diesel. I’m a bit confused, but after a short discussion, it become clear that Extra is petrol and Diesel is diesel. So I order the latter.

After picking up my cash from the van, I return to the attendant, who is filling us with Extra! Not only that, but he has already put in the tank 6.6 American gallons or about 25 litres. This represents almost 20% of tank capacity. Now this is not necessarily fatal: from experience in well below freezing conditions in Iran and Turkey when the diesel thickens without an additive, we know that petrol (an additive) can be added to your tank and that Merc even state that up to 20% is ok. HOWEVER, our experience also tells us that 15% (which was our target maximum) can lead to problems. We simply conked out at the top of a hill in Iran, and were only saved by the engine re-starting after a lengthy stop, plus a convenient downhill drive to an even more convenient fuel station where more diesel could be taken on board.

So we filled up with diesel and left the station with our fingers crossed. (They were none too pleased that we refused to pay the petrol bill). We parked up for lunch very soon after.

For the following hour, during which uphill was again the order of the day, the van performed well, but over the period until we parked up in Guaranda soon after 17.00, we had some hairy moments. By and large – and perversely – power and smooth running were at their best when we were climbing, and worst at the bottom of a hill as a corner was rounded to face the next. We were really struggling on only 2-3 occasions, and the worst of times was when the exhaust spat out alternate black then blue smoke before an explosion and flame!

It seems clear from this and our previous experience – and this also is perverse – that diesel and petrol do not mix, or do not mix well, in our tank.

But what of the ride and the views? After all, this was meant to be a trip around the western side of Volcan Chimborazo, that apparition I saw briefly last Thursday. Chimborazo is certainly Ecuador’s principal volcano (and that’s saying something in this land of volcanoes). At >6,800m high, it’s less than 200m short of Aconcagua on the Chilean/Argentinian border – and that’s the highest mountain in the Americas. Moreover, it has the look. It stands out from the landscape like a dominating alien, and it houses lots and lots of snow.

But can we see it? No. Visibility is poor and the cloud is thick and low. We even get a little rain. But soon after 15.00, at over 4,000m (we’ve now climbed 2,300m today to get here!), the cloud thins to the right of the mountain and we have glimpses of perhaps a quarter of the entire peak for the briefest of moments.

This, and the sight of the roadside carrot washers, constitute the high spots of the run.







Guaranda is described as “quaint” in the guidebook. It’s not. It’s small, run down and poor and has nothing to recommend it. We head for the plaza where we think it likely there’ll be flat parking places on broadish thoroughfares, and there are. For the hour or more before sundown, people-watching keeps me occupied. A man and two women tussle with a huge pig which squealingly refuses to go where it is bidden. The technique of beating its already bleeding leg does not work: grabbing its tail and forcing it upwards and forwards does the trick. Three 9-10 year old girls who live on the plaza occupy a small tree in one of the planted beds and are systematically destroying it, with nobody bothered to tell them it’s wrong. A woman sets up a fast food stall at one corner in front of the very big church, and does a brisk trade. A large group of indigenous people almost block the entrance to the church by taking up residence all along the wide top step of the stairway.

Cooking calls and between 18.30 and 19.30 we make our most successful cauli cheese yet in this continent of tasteless cheeses, South America. Complete with tomato and bacon topping, it’s a belter. Margaret and I are well pleased.

Sunday 25 February

Guaranda to Patain, north of Ambato

We decide that we shall re-trace our steps today, but not all the way to Ambato on the road we took yesterday. As we drove here, we saw a road that offered a round trip of Chimborazo. We knew about it already: what we didn’t know was that it is paved, so it was an easy decision to take that route today.

From Guaranda which stands at about 2,800m, there’s a 1,400m climb to the desolate and flattish plateau under the immediate gaze of Chimborazo. By the time you’ve made it – and we did, easily, despite the fuel worries – you’re out of the green lands of plenty and into a moorland terrain with very few human settlements. There are few domesticated animals either, but there are a few vicunas and llamas and the odd cultivated handkerchief. There are also a couple of extreme versions of the relatively common adobe+thatch buildings found lower down. These appear to be rangers’ quarters for the folks who police the mountain and its reserve. Their extreme nature is characterised by the doorways which are set deeply into the earth.

When we were here yesterday, the weather was blustery and cool. Today, it’s very windy and cold. There’s lots of cloud around, and has been since Guaranda, but visibility has been good until we turn off on to the round-trip road, signed to Riobamba. We climb a further 200m and the cloud envelops us. The prospects for seeing anything of Chimborazo appear to be nil. We can’t even see 10m in front of us at times. We talked about how fortunate we had been to have had the most fantastic views right the way up the Andes: we could only remember one occasion (Mt Fitzroy) when we did not achieved a sighting. So we could live with 2 failures in 16 months of travel.

But remarkably, we drove out of the cloud into sunshine and good long-distance views, and soon, we were seeing the southern face of the volcano, and the view was fine if not first class. White cloud was constantly and rapidly swirling over the peak from east to west, and a huge perpendicular curl of cloud sat forward and left (west) of the mountain. Not only did we not expect to see so much, we were unprepared for the lack of snow on this face, and also (curiously) the presence of a major glacier.


We stopped 3-4 times over a relatively short period to soak up the views and took photos as the angle and the cloud conditions changed.





The road now descended rapidly until we reached our core N-S road at around 11.30 and then easily negotiated the edge of Riobamba and headed for Mocha where our guide book informs us that cuy [guinea pig] breeding is the big thing, and the roadside food is worth a look. Not only that, but Mariadiocelina is recommended.

By 12.30 when we arrived, we’d made a very long climb up and entered lousy weather. It was moderately wet but also very cold, 11°C in fact, the same as at 4,400m. It was also filthy weather. Later I went on the roof of the van and found it had a coating of black, and when I was up there, it started ‘raining’ (albeit very lightly) sand!

Mariadiocelina turns out to be a small, unprepossessing and slightly uncomfortable barn of a place serving traditional fare with a strong hand in cuy. There’s a big rotisserie behind glass at the back of the dining room and you can watch lots of bare guinea pigs succumb to the fire.

This is not to every English person’s taste, and Margaret and MM order chicken and chips. I have the cuy with potatoes (lots of them). I’ve had it before but thought that dish poorly cooked. This one is not. Despite that, cuy – ‘the food of the Inca’ – is pretty poor fare. It tastes ok, but not as good as a good piece of chicken (which it resembles) and the meat content is far surpassed by bone. I get two lots of ribs (some meat, equivalent to that on , say, 2 chicken wings) and a head (revolting to look at and almost protein-free).

We all agree that we can’t see why Mariadiocelina gets a recommendation, and as we leave the restaurant car park, a new mechanical problem presents itself. The power steering is in trouble, though later inspection shows it’s only a loose belt. Nonetheless tight manoeuvres are very difficult though open road driving is easy.

It’s still foul outside. We drive on to the next fuel station and top up with c12 American gallons of diesel. This should mean that the petrol content of the tanks has reduced to c12%. Satisfactory: though I have been astonished by how well the motor coped (at high altitudes and on demanding slopes!) with the proportion of the ‘wrong’ fuel it was fed.

Water’s taken on board too, and we’re off. Not far though. We cross the very large city of Ambato and soon after follow a small metalled road off the highway and find ourselves in the plaza of a tiny, poor village called Patain. Looks good for the quiet night that will not be found on the main drag.

We have a shower despite the cold, have a snack for tea, and get under the covers asap thereafter.

Monday 26 February

Patain to Pujili

The night is indeed peaceful. Whether in Guaranda or Patain, folks are not at all worried if you park in City Square.

We leave at 09.05 and just up the road at Salcedo (aka San Miguel), we start to hunt for a garage (for the power-assisted steering problem) and the auto-electrician (for MM’s leisure batteries and our step). The one leads to the other. The former is found and a couple of enthusiastic young men identify the problem as loose fixings not a knackered belt. In turn, the loose fixing has occurred because a bolt has simply worked loose and disappeared. So it’s a quick $10 job. The lads then recommend an auto-electrician just 100m up the road.

This visit is much more long-winded largely because papa is not around and he is the battery expert. Our step problem is sorted in very short order: it’s a poor connection in the up/down switch. When papa finally arrives, in late morning, it takes some time to do the necessary tests, but MM’s 12v inverter-dedicated batteries (which she failed to leave on charge during our 5 months in the UK) are pronounced dead – and this workshop cannot supply leisure batteries (as opposed to vehicle batteries) so a visit to Quito will be required. In the course of his inspection, papa made a useful discovery, a broken bolt on a vehicle battery terminal, and repaired it, and the wait for papa gave MM the chance to inspect her shock absorbers and find that one is wildly adrift.

So after the electricians, we return to our original workshop. It’s lunchtime, so whilst the workers graft, we pop next door for their good set-menu almuerzo, tasty (!) corn soup, a simple but pleasing steak cutlet, with rice, fried banana, and more corn, and a fresh tropical fruit juice drink. $5 for the 3 of us.

It takes a long time and $40 to get the shocker done and we don’t leave town until 14.45 or so. But we have some successful repairs under our belt, and MM knows what the electrical issue is in her van. We’re soon in the larger city of Latacunga and by dint of judicious questioning as we go, we identify the (major but totally unsigned) turning that we need to start us on the allegedly-lovely Quilota circuit which should deliver great views, beautiful villages, a volcanic crater and a terrific indigenous market.

Our first port of call is reached within 15 minutes. It is the astonishingly well-signposted , large village of Pujili. We want to see the church which is featured on some of the tourist ads as we go… but can we find it? Well yes, but with real difficulty.

However, when we do make the plaza on which it stands, we realise we have come to a little treasure, a place that makes the last two places we stayed look like hovels (which they were). Beautifully presented with recently installed big tile squares set in the pavements, this plaza plays host to a nice church with a lovely multi-coloured roof, and a stunning municipal building. And it soon becomes clear (because his name is EVERYWHERE), that we have to thank for this (and much more) the mayor, one Sr Brook! Well, Arroyo actually, but they mean the same.

We walk around and off the plaza and discover yet more monuments to our namesake who will be mayor until 2009, having first taken office in 1996. He helped fund the very nice crafts’ centre – some good stuff here including ceramics with lively local scenes and paintings on very thin leather – and he’s pedestrianised 2 of the thoroughfares that border the town hall. Not to mention creating new municipal toilets! The crafts’ centre man sings the mayor’s praises, and soon we see more reasons to agree with him.

You can walk through the ‘town hall’ which is typically built around several courtyards. Within these, there are some superb permanent exhibits – a lengthy wall of huge and fine portraits of local and national heroes and dignitaries, and a glazed wall containing the most exquisite lifesize-ish bandsmen carved in wood.





This Brook geezer has drive, organisational ability, and style. A credit to the family!



Margaret and MM now settle down to a lengthy tea break in MM’s van (we’re already committed to staying here, our third plaza stopover in 3 days) but I do a little more wandering. A couple of blocks from the pretty square is the main working square: big and bustling with lots of shops and a number of stalls though it isn’t market day today. I get some produce including a big bunch of the smallest type of bananas for just $0.50 and I also identify an internet point on my way back to the van. I go back soon after. It’s pleasantly small, quiet, and very fast and at (the usual rate of) $1 an hour, is a third of the price in touristy Banos.

We have a snack tea just before 19.00, then MM comes round to share the internet gossip before we two settle down to video and computer scribbling.

By now, our plaza is gloriously floodlit, and, after more of Sr Arroyo’s beneficence (music, broadcast from the town hall) is done, it’s gloriously quiet.

Tuesday 27 February

Pujili to Chugchilan

Earlyish in the morning, I try once again to see inside the church. Rumour – a young boy of Pujili – had suggested that it will be open at 06.30, but the man in the crafts’ centre was definite that it was open yesterday afternoon, and both were/are wrong.

But there’s a real treat afoot. Around 08.30, the sound of drums can be heard and it transpires that this is Independence Day (or perhaps one of several Independence Days… the day your town or region was liberated is often celebrated) and the local school is out in total force to remember the fact. At an appropriately slow pace, a few hundred schoolchildren march into and round ‘our’ square. There are banner-bearers, flag-wavers, tiny cheer leaders, recorder players (only one note), boys and girls who only march, and the boy drummers who are preceded by a host of girls armed with small xylophones. Each group has its student leader as well as a quietly bossy teacher alongside – and the entire parade is followed by a large group of adults, presumably teachers.

Watching the march – not to mention being held up by it – keeps us occupied until about 09.30 when we move off. We work our way round the town, encountering the marchers again as they enter their school yard, and then we’re off, on the slowish up, up, uphill road to Zumbahua. The view down over the excellent Pujili shows a decent sized town on the edges of which are three major plastic greenhouse complexes. These are quite common in the sierra, but, for obvious reasons, it’s not clear what they grow.

After we have wound our way upwards (from c2,900m to over 4,000m at one stage), the road reverts to rather less demanding uphill/downhill stuff. On the highest lands, indigenous mixed farming rules the roost – at one point we see a shepherded herd which includes, a cow, a donkey, a dog, many sheep and several llamas.

The thatched buildings (barns, houses, clamps…) are especially interesting, and appear to be a class above those we have seems elsewhere. Neolithic nonetheless.

At a location above any cultivation, we come across a party of 15-20 people collectively excavating a new irrigation channel. And then, at a slightly lower elevation and in more sheltered valleys, the agriculture becomes more arable, and at times great swathes of land are under the plough.


We miss Zumbahua at first pass. Naturally, there’s no sign for our right turn into and through the town, but the junction is also obscured by the sort of daft driving that you commonly encounter here. In this case (but it really is common), a bus overtakes us and then pulls in to let off passengers. In doing so he blocks the road. He then moves when we protest, but in doing so blocks our view of the junction and distracts us from our proper job which is to be alert to where we are and where we are going.

We’re well up the next hill on a road with few turning places when we realise we may have blundered. Finally, we take advice, and we have indeed messed up. The round trip back ends up being 8kms.

We stop for lunch just through Zumbahua and take the road again at 13.45. It’s a short hop to our objective, the crater and lake of Quilatoa.

This turns out to be a lovely spot, if not the best crater/lake we’ve ever visited. The crater’s big but not that deep (300m), and the lack of sun means that the emerald green of the water is not evident, other than at the very edges. The ladies who brave the very windy and cool conditions to sell their wares come off best: both MM and Margaret buy stuff which is good but inexpensive.

After a cuppa, we’re off again, but the road immediately takes a turn for the worse. We’ve had metal and a few kms of good dirt since Latacunga: now we are on seriously rutted compacted earth and dust. It is high concentration driving with some very slow, seriously bumpy bits. On such tracks, we rock and roll, and it’s not pleasant. The 22kms to Chugchilan takes 1 hour 40 minutes (= 13kph = 8mph). Our guidebook says that “only a few sections of the [entire Quilatoa] loop are cobbled or rough”. Joke. We’re told later that we can expect another 3 hours of this tomorrow!

When we get to Chugchilan at 17.30, we discover a large rock between our wheels and this has to be extracted (by roping it and then ‘towing’ it out), so it’s 18.00 before we park up in the town. But it’s a very good spot: flat and paved, in a cul de sac.

Dinner was going to be fish, but a more relaxed evening is what Margaret and MM want. We end up at the Cloud Forest Hostel, and they put on a good 3 course veggie dinner (the thick veg and cheese soup is especially good) for which they only as $2 per head. Remarkable.

Wednesday 28 February

Chugchilan to Saquisili

Our top spot gives us another excellent night’s sleep, and at 08.00, we’re off. 08.00!!?? A calculated early start based on the info that the road will be bad for several hours, and that, whilst we need to get on, we will also need a couple of breaks.

At the bottom of the hill out of the village, we stop at the entrance to the Black Sheep Hostel. We came down here last night to see if we could get a meal there (“Recommended” in the guidebook) and then discovered that stone in the tyres. Whilst we were preparing to extract it, the young American proprietor of the BS came out to see us. No, we couldn’t eat there, but, Hey, tell me all about your travels!

This morning, 2 young men stand at the same spot and thumb a lift. Unusually, we give them one. They are Toby (German, studying in San Jose, Costa Rica) and Nolan (unemployed of Colchester UK, and, like T, travelling SA). They are good company and make the lousy road pass very much quicker. The main topic of conversation? Why, travel of course.

In reality, the road is marginally less foul than yesterday. By and large, it’s the same mix – rutted, compacted dust with some especially crappy bits – but it’s wider and so one’s choice of poisonous surface is increased. Until Sigchos (reached at around 11.00?), the road is almost devoid of traffic. After, there are plenty of lorries and buses, and a great stand-off with one of the latter who flew round a corner at us and, in consequence, could not get through whilst I could not advance. I invited him to retire back to the (wider) corner. He declined. I switched off. In the end, he did reverse (YES!) and I was able to get through without entering the dust ditch he wanted me to get stuck in.

The conversation and need to concentrate on the road surface detracted from the enjoyment of the scenery somewhat, but sufficient to say that there were plenty of wonderful vistas over the deeply valley-cut and very steep hills. We had to climb up to the upper 3,000s, and went down to well under 2,500m at one stage at a time when the sun was very hot and the windows were closed to keep out the dreaded polvo [dust].

We took one long and one short stop, and it was nearing 12.30 when we finally made tarmac. It was a false alarm, and so was the second coming. We finally arrived at civilisation (we saw only 1 significant settlement [Sigchos] before 12.30) 15-20 minutes later and found it impenetrable because a bridge was down. A local directed us 5-10 minutes back up the road where vehicles emerging from a dusty gap signalled that there was a way to cross the river (it was a ford) and eventually re-join the metalled road.

We never again saw, nor identified, the ‘civilisation’ we’d almost crossed, and in not time at all, arrived in Toacazo. We’d had enough, and would have had lunch out but for the absence of inviting providers. Instead we announced to our passengers that this was to be a major break and they started to scout for transport down to nearby Latacunga on the main N-S road. This they found rapidly and so bid us farewell.

After a major dust off, outside and in, we had a more than adequate cheese and salad lunch which included a blistering avocado. Just the ticket. And this was followed by a rest and some scribbling on my part.

At 15.00, we left intent on getting to our destination, the Thursday market town of Saquisili. Not too far, we thought, as Latacunga, beyond and on the main road, is only half an hour by bus according to Toby and Nolan.

It took about 20 minutes to get there, and that included a visit to a ‘false Saquisili’, a tiny village whose massive church seemed, from afar, to promise much. But it turned out to have another miraculous Christian personage – Jesus of the Tree (?!) – as a resident, which explained the awkward mismatch in size between settlement and place of worship.

The real Saquisili was down the hill and on the flatlands that house Latacunga and the PanAmericana road. It’s a modest-sized town with a peeling, grubby aspect. But it has a national reputation for the market which occupies 5 different squares. Where the markets are and where best to park now occupies us. I pootle across the main plaza where we park up temporarily. The municipalidad houses the biblioteca, and a library seems a good place to find info. In this place, you’re certainly more likely to find info than books which are not present in abundance. But one of the 3 librarians is most helpful. No, he doesn’t have a map of the town (why did I bother even asking?!) but he is able to give me a very clear hand-gesture picture of 5 squares encircling this plaza mayor, and tells me they all specialise in one range of goods – there are two for (different) animals, a clothes market, one for veg… and it seems the leather goods’ sellers have a niche somewhere too. So where we are is an excellent market-visiting location, except that it really doesn’t appear to be the type of square you’d camp on. Much too busy.

It doesn’t take long to find the right spot. I go for a walk. Just off the plaza is a fuel station with a very good-sized back lot. We take the van in to fuel and water up and ask if we can stay. There’s no hesitation: of course we can. In short order, MM joins us from the temporary parking. This is a good spot though with a dusty surface and no views: the really great news is that the station does not operate during the night, and the level of security should be well above the average street parking spot when we go market-wandering tomorrow.

Watering up takes ages and we then have a lengthy tea session with MM before I get down to some serious cooking for the first time in a long time. My fish risotto has a last minute conversion to being Mediterranean Fish, a dish which was a staple of ours until many moons ago when, for reasons unknown, it fell out of fishion.

If you ask me, it’s very good with bags of oniony/garlicy/tomatoey/herby/lemony flavour – but if you ask Margaret, she will tell you she doesn’t like the taste of the corvina [sea bream]. Oh well. The stewed plums for pud are jointly acknowledged to be terrific.

I’ve saved the big news of the day till the end. Firstly, I have bad sunburn on my bald pate, and it was contracted 2 days ago when we were getting our vans sorted. Standing outside the van with no hat, even when the sun is not shining and there’s even an occasional very light shower, can cause sunburn!

Secondly, I’m 63 today, but clearly – as the sunburn story shows - just as daft as ever.

19 February 2007

5-18 Feb 2007 BACK TO ECUADOR AND NOT QUITE STARTING OUT AGAIN

Monday 5 February to Thursday 8 February 2007

Saltaire in England to Cuenca in Ecuador

It’s evening on Thursday the 8th, and we’re parked inside the Autec Merc garage in Cuenca. Quite the most unromantic place one could imagine. Despite being such an undesirable location for camping, we actually argued to be able to stay here. During the day, the van has been having a routine service and several parts which we brought from the UK (you can’t buy them here) have been installed. The excellent mechanics have also identified a problem with some aspect of the front axle, or is it the steering? Whatever, at 17.45, they completely disassembled the axle and when I asked if we could stay the night, they told us we could, but only outside the workshop. Company policy, you know. Since we were/are legless, that was not an option and it was suggested we went to a hotel.

In the end, common sense prevailed and absent bossman Ivan declared it an exception, so here we are.

Our visit here was not occasioned by major van problems, but rather it seemed a sensible precaution following a 5 month lay-up that we should have the thing checked big time. And we did need that new seat belt fitting etc etc.

But now I’ll turn the clock back 4 days.

We left Saltaire at 05.20 (UK time) on Monday after less than 6 hours sleep and spent the next 24 hours travelling from Manchester to Madrid by Iberia/BA, and Madrid to Bogota and then Bogota to Quito by Avianca. This mind-numbingly awful journey should be reserved for masochists. Whoever thinks air travel –and especially long-haul - is the height of luxury needs their head looking at.

But there were some highlights:

- the arrival at Madrid was only a few degrees better than a crash landing. Goodness knows how the wheels survived the crunch

- Madrid airport won the top European building award only a few months ago, but I’m with the terrorists who attempted to blow it up soon after. The place is vast and requires the services of its own train line to shuttle folks around. But why oh why do you have to travel for the best part of 20 minutes from your touchdown location to check-in and then travel back (30 mins!) to reach the place you take-off?

- whilst we were at the Avianca check-in we had a small panic. To get into Ecuador we were told (and this is an Ecuadorian rule), you must have a return ticket. But this IS the return ticket, we said. Common sense again prevailed, largely due to a brainwave by MM[1]. She retrieved from her case her van’s carnet de passage, which is effectively a vehicle passport. It is stamped in and out on entry or exit to a country, and the Ecuador page was only stamped in of course. This was sufficiently persuasive for the check-in bosswoman to allow us to travel.

We arrived in Quito at 22.50 (Ecuadorian time) and took a taxi to the Hostal Jardin del Sol, described on the Lonely Planet website as close to the airport. Not.

What followed was not a happy experience despite the receptionist being efficient and helpful, and the room being ok for the price (c $US30 for a double room with en suite. Early the next morning, I had been parted from several valuable belongings. This is what I wrote to insurance company a day or so later[2]:

On 6 2 07, I lost my camera bag [value £25] which contained the following

  • Canon camera and accessories (12 rechargeable batteries, 2 memory cards) [£300]
  • Wallet [£8] containing $US400 [£200], a Visa credit card and a Nationwide debit card
  • 2 sets of keys for flat and motorhome [£40].

The loss occurred in Quito, Ecuador at the Hostal Jardin del Sol.

We arrived at the Hostal at 23.30 on 5 February and checked in, paying the balance on our room in $US from the wallet. This was the last time I can positively remember having the bag.

After this, we moved our large cases to a secure area before going to our room. Soon after occupying it, the receptionist came to tell us we were moving to another room, so we collected our possessions and did so.

We locked the door and went straight to bed, having been travelling for 24 hours and being very tired. We got up at 05.30 and at 5.45 went down stairs to get a taxi to the airport for our next flight.

At this stage, I realised I did not have my bag and 3 people including myself searched all the places we had been but did not find it.

At 6.05 we left the Hostal for the airport and flew to Cuenca, also in Ecuador. There, at 08.30, we were able to file a loss report to the Sentinel card protection company[3] and get the cards stopped.

I do not know if the bag was stolen. However, the circumstances do suggest that it may have been taken as the bag should have been easily found in this very circumscribed location if it had simply been mislaid.

The flight from Quito to Cuenca was by far the best part of this long haul back to the vans. The aircraft knocked spots off the BA and Avianca planes, and the flight down the Andes, along the Valley of the Volcanoes as the tourist office call it, was terrific – and visibility was top notch.

By 08.30, we were back home, at Cabanas Yanuncay and greeting our fine hosts, Humberto and Maria. The vans were still on the chocks on to which we’d (well Humberto actually) placed them almost exactly 5 months ago.

We were, of course, totally tired AND there was catching up to be done, but between 10 and 11, Humberto set to work with my help to lower the pair of Mercs to the ground. No mean feat on H’s part: he’s still recovering from a broken shoulder sustained 24 December!

The Brook van down and along to the grassy field just 50m away, we set to on MM’s vehicle. It was the last act of this procedure that led to disaster. As Humberto lowered the rear axle, the van moved forward a metre plus[4] and in doing so the transmission ran over H’s arm which was placed across his chest. The awful wailing of an injured animal emanated from below the van. MM and me tried to push the van back but could not move it, but as it happened H was not trapped. He dragged himself out from under and lay on his front making pitiful noises that betokened considerable pain.

In the next 30 minutes or more, we set up shade from the blistering midday sun for H, insisted he did not move (“I watch a lot of ‘Casualty’” said MM to a baffled family posse), and an ambulance arrived. The patient was neck-braced, strapped into a board sandwich and whisked away.

During the afternoon, unpacking began alongside discussion about H, and an ominous message came through from the patient himself: “Do you have insurance?”. We decided to visit H and all was arranged – and in the end, the insurance query was set aside and, together with the family, we said we’d like to make a contribution to the cost of the treatment.

When we saw H in hospital, he was much better than expected. No broken bones, but severe bruising – and later it was discovered, some bleeding in one lung. Nothing life-threatening thank goodness. By late morning on the following day (the 8th), H was home (“Hospital is expensive”) and in good-ish spirits.

The incident did not appear to phase Maria, who duly cooked us lunch soon afterwards (chard soup cooked with fresh greens from the garden – very good) and entertained us to dinner in the evening. Very useful, as we had enough on our hands with the unpacking. We had Maria’s dinner again the following evening too by which time the decanting of the cases was complete (more or less).

Maria was also helpful in calling the Autec Merc garage and I arranged with them that we’d take the vans in primera hora on the following day, Thursday. So, after a further, lengthy session in bed which was just as useless in sleep terms as the previous two, we got ourselves up at 06.00 and left for the northern side of Cuenca at 07.30.

We’ve visited these folks before: it’s a good garage, big with lots of really keen and pleasant staff. There’s never a moment when the vehicle is not being actively worked on and they’ll turn their hand to anything, including putting new runners on our external drawer and sticking brackets on MM’s van (they’ll hold window security bars). When the seat belt bought from the UK turned out to be faulty, they repaired it.

At lunchtime, we decided to go out for a meal and ended up going into town to the Villa Rosa. When we were in Cuenca before, we were told that this was the best restaurant in town but we didn’t manage to find a slot. Today’s meal suggests that it deserves to be so highly regarded. The setting is lovely. It’s a colonial house and after walking though the front door and along a short hallway, you enter the courtyard which is the height of the building but covered. The tables are set out beautifully with copious cutlery and the Colombian equivalent of blue and gold Royal Doulton. We all choose the lamb and it’s first class, but the surprise package is the desserts which are of equivalent quality. The service is wonderful too. The downside is that there is no [set] menu and so the price is relatively high. We paid $19 each all included compared with $16 at the outstanding Oro Verde 4 course buffet, which probably means we give the latter the top rating.

Back at the garage: by day’s end, much progress had been made but with some jobs still to be done. As reported earlier, staying over was essential as our van was immobile. It’s probably no bad thing that we’re undercover. The early evening rain is fearsome: the drumming on the tin roof testifies to that.

Friday 9 and Saturday 10 February

Cuenca

I’ve contracted a cold but the symptoms have not been too bad until today, Friday. I spend all morning lounging on the bed and for much of the time, I’m asleep. But I’m medicated by Margaret and the result is that I feel ok during the rest of the day.

Work progresses on the van. Some things go well (the external drawer runners take some installing, but work a treat) and some less well (our external reversing camera is dismantled and the lens cleaned, but the result is an even worse image on the monitor). The front axle leaves the workshop for specialist attention and bossman Ivan tells me it will cost c$300 to repair. The problem is play on the steering. We are re-assured that all will be completed by the end of the working day – and so it turns out. The axle does not return until 17.30ish but the lads crack on and install it, the front brakes and the wheels before 19.00.

We ask if we can stay over, this time outside, and our wish is granted… which means we can cook a beef stew (not our best) and after 20.00, we eat it in MM’s van.

It takes some time to get away on the Saturday. The bill ($630) has to be paid and the lady in the caja doesn’t appear till 08.45. We also do some research on suppliers of bodywork shops and CCTV cameras and get a hot lead on the latter.

Next stop, ‘home’. We have to pick up some metal bits for our proposed roof rack and insodoing, bump into the invalid Humberto. He’s become an inveterate walker as a result of the accident: he finds it much more comfortable to be upright. He’s still in pain of course, and the blood on his lung has not cleared. But he’s in reasonable spirits.

We drive the 2km or so to our metalwork shop, the one we used with great success in September. El jefe is not around, but the estimable Sr Welder is. We leave some bits to be re-painted and agree to return on Monday afternoon to progress the construction of the roof rack.

MM goes off to the Mall del Rio whilst we head back into town on the Avenida Loja where our CCTV camera shop is located. They have lots of kit, but it becomes clear that we won’t be able to get a replacement if only because the existing connection is 4-pin and none of their stuff is. We struggle to communicate with the couple who own and run the shop. They score nul points for communication skills. Their Spanish is impenetrable and they display no ability to sign what they mean. So it’s all a little frustrating and, as so often in these situations, you just have to trust to their competence and wait for something to happen.

The encounter takes a turn for the worse – but you have to laugh! – when our man decide to take out the cloudy lens from the lens assembly which is a small cylinder of roughly 4x1cms. Having unscrewed the lens cap and exposed the offending item, our friend turns the cylinder upside down to tap it so the lens will fall out into his hand. This it does, along with the other contents of the cylinder. And they have to be seen to be believed. There are at least 4 other lenses together with an appropriate number of separators, and they come out in a jumbled heap. Worse, the main lens is c1cm in diameter, but the rest of the stuff is no more than 5mm! In effect, the cylinder is a mini-telescope, and re-assembling it looks like a job too far.

Our man faces up to the inevitable and for once we understand his plan. He’s going to take the lot to an optica who will be able to re-make the telescope and, presumably, polish up or replace the main, opaque lens. We agree to return on Tuesday for the result, but the way things are going, it looks as if getting the unit sent from the UK may end up being the only option.

We get to the Mall well after 12.00 and have lunch. During the second half of the morning, I was starting to feel rough. Now, I feel dog rough and after lunch I take to my bed whilst Margaret and MM go shopping. MM also wants to try out the free wi-fi internet in the Mall and Margaret reports later that it works a treat.

We drive back ‘home’ in the late afternoon. I take the wheel but it’s a real effort, and when we park up, Margaret has to be the toilet dumper and spends the rest of the evening on nursing duties.

It’s just after 20.30 when we go to bed. The first half of the night is disturbed by random fireworks (bangers mainly) going off. We’ve heard these on other nights, but tonight, they within 100m of us. I’ve no idea what their significance is: I’ll have to ask[5].

Sunday 11 and Monday 12 February

Cuenca

Given my condition, the day of rest came as a bonus. After a morning at ‘home’, MM rustled up a nice chicken curry which was accompanied by a fine bottle of Nanni Malbec (from Cafayate, Argentina) from her cellar. She’s promised that we’ll drink up the cellar over the next few weeks. Wonderful.

We waltzed off to the Mall del Rio in the afternoon, ostensibly to try out the free wi-fi internet and do a mini-shop. But my body would have none of it, and I whiled away the afternoon on the bed feeling rotten whilst the other visited the shops. It can’t have been a great shopping experience however: little was bought, and the press of people must have been horrendous. The very large car park was chocka.

My evening continued to be miserable and we got to bed early.

… Another 10 hours in bed to add to the oodles of other hours spent prone over the last few days, and I wake to further bad news. Margaret has the cold, and so has MM. Both feel awful, and both look awful. MM is haggard: Margaret’s eye corners a dreadfully bloodshot.

Despite all this, we take in the laundry that was bundled up last night and then head off to the Mall where I hope to emulate MM’s success of yesterday with the wi-fi connection. No chance, and although MM connects, she keeps losing the link.

Meanwhile, Margaret lies prone in the van. But there is good news: I am a little more lively, and even manage to do a minor job or two on the van roof.

We’re not up to making anything to eat however (and even if we made it, we wouldn’t be able to do it justice), so we retire to the Mall’s food court much to my horror. We end up eating KFC which I would never have chosen - but having done so, will never choose it again. Perhaps the most striking aspect of the ‘meal’ appears when we have finished. The detritus on our table – 3 large sheets of paper that cover the trays, 3 chicken boxes, 3 Pepsi drinks containers, a plastic salad box, several condiments’ wrappers, 2 plastic drinks bottles… - is mega. Please forgive us, oh Planet Earth, for we know not what we do.

We’ve been killing time at the Mall because our appointment with our roof rack maker is not till the afternoon. We get to see him around 13.45 and make some progress both with our job and MM’s window grilles. We then muck around for the rest of the afternoon, picking up the laundry and making an internet visit being the only positive actions. Margaret continues in prone mode, and feels deeply miserable.

Soon after 18.00, we get back to Cabanas Yanuncay. Having a roll and cheese is the sum total of our culinary ambition, and our largely uninterested stomachs approve of such a modest repast. M’s in bed soon after 20.00. I tap away at this diary, and follow an hour later.

Tuesday 13 February

Cuenca

Despite being noticeably better yesterday, I still feel quite significantly under the weather today, and MM who only succumbed yesterday, is in a terrible state today.

Which makes Margaret’s story astonishing. She is almost fully recovered after just one night’s sleep.

MM consigns herself to bed so Margaret and I do much toing and froing in the morning, to the metal bashers, to the food shop, and to the CCTV shop. The product is not great, but there is one significant development. After investing so much time in the roof rack, I decided to abandon the project and ask MM to store our security screen in her shed. I’ve just become very concerned about whether it will work, what effect it will have on the already overloaded and rust-prone roof, and the time it will take to do.

By lunchtime, we’re back ‘home’ and consult MM about her condition. She wants to see a doctor, so this is arranged with Margaret accompanying her. They go off by taxi to the Clinica Santa Ana where Humberto was treated a few days ago. The outcome is that she’s put on oxygen and a drip and kept in overnight for observation. It’s unclear what the problem is, but she’s in some difficulty, has a temperature and is put on antibiotics.

I spend the afternoon prone. This bug-cum-condition really makes you listless and unable to spur yourself to any activity whatsoever. This is not me: not me at all.

I finally drag myself up to do some cooking and make a scratch cauli cheese. Margaret re-appears from caring duties as I’m well on with it. The rest of the evening is spent in repose or eating the dish of the day, and we take to the early bed.

Wednesday 14 February

Cuenca

We go to the Clinica by taxi soon after 09.00 and spend the best part of 2 hours there. MM’s much improved, the hospital is fine, and we have a good yap, but the reason for staying so long is that Dr Santiago does not appear till 10.45 and we want to know what he has to say so we can plan. The verdict is positive, but the consensus is that MM’s probably better staying in for another night.

En route home, we do some shopping at the excellent SuperMaxi supermarket (well, it is excellent till you get to the terribly few checkouts with vast queues).

Lunch and then on to the same old merry-go-round we’re on most days – the metalwork shop, the reversing camera man, the internet. There’s progress at the first and we pick up MM’s window-baffles (a security measure for use on the ro-ro in March). At the second, it appears the opticas cannot assist in getting the lens right… but our man will try if we accept responsibility. We do, but I have little confidence he can re-assemble the entire tiny cylinder that he comprehensively dismembered a few days ago.

The internet brings another disturbing email from our March shippers. The woman who’s subbing for our regular correspondent Ana has written regarding our February booking! (Ana sent a similarly confused mail a few days ago to which I replied – and I later checked my emails which showed no fewer that 3 to Ana referring to a March booking).

But great news from Australia to put a smile on the Brooks’ faces: the much-maligned England cricket team have, in the face of all the odds, won the one-day series!!

We go to see MM again to take her various bits and bobs, and agree when we’ll pick her up tomorrow. She’s in good heart having found a healthy diet of English films and documentaries on the cable TV in her room!

Back at the vans, I discover I must be getting a little better. I’m sufficiently lively to test out all of MM’s window-baffles and mark them up for the final drillings. Then into the kitchen where I cook salmon, cauli and mushrooms… and we were to have had potatoes, but the small tubers that we bought this morning were of the bullet variety about which we’d been told many moons ago. Despite their size, they need 30 minutes boiling, so they were just about ready as we moved on to the raspberries.

The early bed looms once more.

Thursday 15 February

Cuenca

There’s little to be said about another domestic and somewhat dismal day (not the weather: that was wonderfully sunny), but we did achieve a resolution on three outstanding issues:

1 MM emerged from hospital in the morning. The doctor proclaimed her mejor for the second day running, but she is far from fit even if she is on the mend. She has little energy and needs assistance to look after herself. She’s on a triple prescription of antibiotics, vitamins and cough medicine:

2 the metalwork saga is over. We have all the bits we need for MM’s and our windows, and we’ve paid the princely bill of $35 the lot;

3 in the late afternoon, after yet another trip to the Mall (this time to buy Margaret a replacement Sony Walkman… essential for those talking books that have become a staple of her existence), we finally found a lavado for the van. In the rest of S America, you can’t move for folks wanting to wash your vehicle, but it’s a pig to find a carwash in Cuenca. And was it required!? After 5 months sitting in the open and under the trees, the poor thing was filthy, and some of the filth was staining which required a double scrub.

Beyond that, the highlight of the day was the arrival of a pig on site. It’s a stroppy, solid youngster that came on the back of a pickup and judging by the to-do, it’s the extended family’s weekend BBQ. There’s a suggestion that this (long, 4 day) weekend in Ecuador is carnival time and the large 5 house and 3 (4?) generation gang that surround us at Cabanas Yanuncay look as if they will celebrate in style.

We shall be around for it. There’s no way that this health-challenged threesome are moving for some days yet. I really wish we could, but it’s a pipe-dream.

Saturday 17 February

Cuenca

Well, it does look as if it is carnival time. The proof? Yesterday, as we turned into our road – the wonderfully-named Calle Canton Gualaceo – our newly-washed, and dried, van was attacked by water-bombers. It transpires that this activity is carnival-related. However, the norm is to be personally water-bombed, ie to be subjected to aquatic attack and to come out of it soaked.

Fortunately, in the quiet grounds of Cabanas Yanuncay, one is safe, and this morning, a man can get on with jobs around the van, specifically addressing some worryingly rusty seams on the roof. Now a house with a leaking roof is NOT a good idea, but the work left me optimistic that the problem was not that serious. The rust was no more than superficial and a bit of sanding and the judicious application of silicone left me feeling decidedly happy.

After a lengthy chat with the every-improving MM, we decided to take our first trip into town during this Cuenca sojourn. I’m really desperate to get a wallet, and the expeditions to date have come up with few offers, and all of them have been for branded, lardy-dah, overpriced specimens. We aim for a luggage shop we know, but jump out of the taxi early as we hit a jam and as we do so, pass a shop that actively advertises billeterias, for men. It turns out to be a little gem of a shop with a billion wallets. So the deed is done. In short order, we follow this with a brief visit to the English language bookshop (2 books in, 3 books out) and a bread shop.

We walk a block or two to get a taxi and as we do so, follow a group of a dozen young folks, all carnivalled up in huge gossamer wings and other lightweight costumes operated by lengthy rods attached to different bits of their anatomies. The march is accompanied by regular and pleasing percussion.

Back home, we make and eat lunch. It’s raining by the time we finish. There’s no usual daily weather pattern in Cuenca (other than that you are likely to see both sun and rain most days) but it’s quite common for very early cloud to be followed by sun to be followed by showers or even heavier rain… and then, by late afternoon/evening, the rain might well be long gone.

The rain persuades us not to venture out too soon, but we have some weekend shopping to do (especially as we are catering for 3), and we have yet to make the morning (!) appointment to see our reversing camera man.

Part of the reason for not going to see him in the morning is that he’s often not around when you’ve agreed – and I really don’t want to face the disappointment of him failing yet again to deliver us a result. However, he’s actually in and blabbers on about something or other which leads me to offer to come back later after our shopping. This seems to be well received.

At 15.30, more blabber, and I think I gather that he’s cannibalised a lens from a second-hand camera and has fitted it into our camera body. During the next hour or two, it becomes clearer what he has actually done. He has taken not just a lens but the entire telescopic cylinder from a new CCTV camera, and plans to install it in ours. The initial test of the unit is positive, indeed way, way beyond expectations.

But it takes some time and effort amid the remnants of the rain to conclude the installation of the lens unit in the body and then on to the van.

The result is, however, nothing less than spectacular! We have a fully-functioning reversing camera with a lovely clear picture!! We are chuffed to bits, and the lot only costs us $80 ($50 for the donor camera and the rest for labour). Profuse thanks all round.

We return to the Cabanas on a high. I install one of our 2 remaining protective grilles (this one inside the roof light housing) and then get down to cooking dinner. Margaret has earlier worked like a Trojan to pack away all the shopping and, remarkably, cooked up stewed plums whilst the camera was being fitted, so my task, to cook a few veg to go with a cooked chicken, is simplicity itself. MM joins us for the feast.

After dinner I do some reading! Not my usual scene, but one of the purchases this morning is the fourth book in The No1 Ladies Detective Agency series and having picked it up as the rain beat down earlier in the afternoon, I’m hooked, and, by the time it’s lights out, I’ve read the lot.

Despite the Brook van being plunged into darkness, life outside went on. Humberto has been to see us at about 18.00. Tonight, there’s to be a ‘do’ in the open lean-to-cum-garage that sits between 2 of the houses on site (at about 25m from our side wall). He says it will be noisy and we can pull up towards his house (some 150m away of we want). We don’t bother. The party doesn’t start till 22.30 and is over by 02.00 in the morning. The work that had been put into setting up the lean-to-cum-garage during the last couple of days suggested this was going to be pig roast time, but not a bit of it. The pig remains alive and well and living under a nearby tree.

This was always going to be a non-day. MM remains weak and I can’t see any way we’ll be off before Monday – and that’s optimistic. Margaret and I are in reasonable order but we’re coughing for England still, and both of us lack energy… though I could drive a few tens of kms, I’m sure. Like me, MM’s desperate to get off, but it ain’t practical.

We stay in bed until late. The party did not ruin our sleeps, but it did give it a knock. Mid-morning, I walk (that suggests my condition is much improved) down Avenida Loja to the internet shop and the ferreteria for the rest of MM’s window security locks. (I bought two test locks yesterday and they worked well).

Then, before lunch (a negligible bite in my case: I’m really not interested in lunches at the mo), I install the final (rear door window) security grille to our van. We’ll see in a month’s time whether this pile of metal keeps out those thieves on the ro-ro.

There really is nothing to do in the afternoon. We lounge around. I keep thinking of bits to do to fill in the time and end up doing some prep for dinner. It’s (sort of) Spanish Omelette tonight and after more killing time, MM comes to join us and we eat just before 19.00,

When she leaves after 20.00. we’re straight to bed. The tiredness/lack of energy just carries on and on.

Sunday 18 February

Cuenca

The sun comes out early and gives us the benefit of maximum solar power for almost the entire day.

After a relatively busy first half of the morning doing such exciting things as sorting out our spare keys, relocating stuff within our two safes (as now, we only have one key for one of them), and making up my breakfast muesli, I force myself our for a walk along the Yanuncay.

The river is small, rocky and bouncy, and bounded by tall eucalypts which bend beautifully in the light, cool breeze that is a feature of Cuencan weather. The banks and the river itself are always well used, partly because various leisure facilities have been parked here – swings, football pitches… But it’s also a working river. There’s a largish, daily laundry near one of the bridges. Today, it’s smaller, but a family have also set up some 400m downstream. In addition, several families are out with a ball and/or a picnic, and getting soaked in the stream (clothes and all) seems an essential part of having fun here, and particularly now: it appears to be a feature of the Cuencan carnival. Later, the large group having lunch at the house immediately opposite us end their afternoon’s entertainment by chucking water at one another, adults included.

I don’t see a lot of birdlife on the river – an almost entirely salmon-coloured bird (unidentified) is the highlight.

Lunch is followed by Brook shower time… which rather puts the kybosh on the planned late afternoon activity – putting our security ‘gates’ into MM’s ‘shed’, a job that will be pretty time–consuming, but more importantly, will be mucky. So Margaret vetoes it.

I while away hours whilst Margaret continues watching the entire BBC production of Bleak House, a big hit whilst we were away in Sam first time round. By 17.00, I’m up (reluctantly but determinedly) for seeing the big, bad Humberto about our bill. H surprises me because he appears to have some kind of system for totting up the charges and after some minutes, presents me with a bill for c$450. This includes a separate, November auto-electrician’s bill for $135 for work on our batteries (extortionate, and in December he’d emailed me to say I owed him $30 for this), but he hasn’t charged us for extra storage – we came back 3 weeks later than planned.

And of course, I reminded him, you owe me $200, the money I gave you to get my sills done but which was not expended on this… Oh yes, he says, that’s for the extra storage! So the bill is really for $650.

We call MM round for a pre-dinner confab and all agree that it’s too much, but that we will pay as we want a quiet life. However, we will tell him that Lonely Planet, the Cuenca Tourist Board etc etc will hear about this. As our discussion progresses before, over and after a good salmon dinner, our stance changes and we agree to go for a reduction.

The earlyish bed again.

Monday 19 February

Cuenca to…

We’re all set for the early visit to the laundry and leaving Cuenca after we collect the clean washing sometime in mid-afternoon. But it is not to be. Margaret twigs, even before we leave, that this is the first of the two days of carnival and that folks will be on holiday. And so it transpires. We try, but the laundry is shut and so are 2 others we drive past. However, our small journey gives us a chance to top up an almost empty tank with diesel.

Back at Cabanas Yanuncay, we break the bad news to MM whose washing was also to be done, and then, just before 09.00, witness the first of the final minutes of that pig. It will be this afternoon’s carnival feast. Led to the slaughter by Humberto’s brother (who lives off site), it is trussed up and despatched after much squealing by a young slick-haired man who we’ve never seen before. The knife goes in under the beast, behind the front right leg.

In the next 90 minutes, several men cart the carcase to the open sink which generally houses the clothes and dish washing. There it is bled and eviscerated before being lifted back the 30m to that lean-to-cum-garage that was done out for Friday’s party, and is still done out for the pig roast. Lifted on to a small A-frame, The pig looks out at us in all its glory, though life, and its entire innards, have all departed. Then the flaming begins, powered by a large flame-thrower fuelled by a big gas bottle. Many men take duties over the next hour or more, but we do not see the next stage, when the beast is barbequed from below.

We keep an eye on all this as we do that job that should have been done yesterday – we unpack MM’s ‘shed’ and re-pack it with our security gates underneath the assorted boxes/genny/hosepipe/suitcase…

After having a cuppa and then filling with water and dumping the loos. we pull out on to the road. Our next move is to confront Humberto, and we think being out of the compound makes sense!

In reality, the meeting with him does not come to fisticuffs. After some vigorous debate, he makes an abject surrender with the words “Pay me what you like!” and “I don’t want this: I want my life to be tranquillo”. So we do pay him what we like – less than he wanted, much more than I thought reasonable, but sufficient for him not to be humiliated. He didn’t even check the money, wandering off as we counted it out as if in some grand strop. But when we left the house after him, he walked with us to the vans and recovered his bonhomie within seconds, plying us with advice for the run north.

That will not start for another hour. We drive round the houses (and through innumerable aqua assaults) to the SuperMaxi on Avenida Las Americas and top up with essentials first. It’s very shortly after midday when we begin the great circumnavigation of Cuenca and get on the road to Azogues.

Free at last!! It feels wonderful!!!!

[This day will be completed in the next diary].


[1] MM= Maureen Middleton, our travelling companion.

[3] The lady I spoke to at Sentinel wanted to know which country Ecuador was in.

[4] The handbrake and the gears had not been engaged after the lay-up!

[5] It took over a week, but I finally asked Humberto. The bangs were indeed produced by fireworks which are widely manufactured and used for carnival. Carnival takes place in just over a week’s time.